Wrestling's Not Fake: Stone Cold 3:16 T-Shirt

From the Wrestling Is Not Fake collection.

Oh hell yeah—it’s felt mayhem at its finest. The Stone Cold 3:16 T-Shirt captures the most iconic beer-soaked moment in wrestling history: Stone Cold Steve Austin, perched on the turnbuckle, double-fisting brews and pouring them straight onto his puppet face like a stitched-up savage.

Reimagined in glorious puppet form—complete with fuzzy arms, wild yarn beard, and soulless button eyes—the graphic explodes with attitude in high-contrast black and white across a soft black tee. It’s chaos. It’s celebration. It’s Stone Cold—puppetized and immortal.

Classic unisex fit, beer not included.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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